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Paradigm Shift ArticleParadigm Shifts, Killing Eleven   
 A grade-three paradigm shift during an investors’ meeting on Friday resulted in eleven deaths and twenty-two injuries, say representatives from the banking firm of Lowell and Meyers.  Vice President Harvey Meyers is among the deceased.   
President J.P. Lowell called the event an “outside-the-box, headcount reduction tragedy,” and wished the families of all those killed or injured “the solace of knowing they died doing what they loved: investment banking.”   
Associate and investor Jim Allen, present at the shift, described the meeting as a “typical, bottom-line Paradigm Shift Article
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Mobile Youth ArticleYouth Too Mobile, Warn Scientists   
Citing several recent studies, Look Out! Magazine, the scientific journal responsible for last year’s startling feature ‘Asteroids Are Hurtling Towards You Right Now,’ announced the “current and pressing danger presented by the mobility and deftness of today’s youth.”   
In the article, top alarmist scientists warn that the burgeoning technologies of razor scooters, Segues and “roller-shoes” have made today’s youth dangerously quick-moving. “In our studies,” said one scientist, “we observed children as young as six or seven exhibiting pack-like behavior, as well as the ability to overta Mobile Youth Article
by ~mswaim
Giving Directions ArticleStudent Gives Stranger Directions, Has No Idea What He's Talking About   
Rachel Whitely, an incoming Revelle Freshman, reportedly gave two elderly women directions to Thornton Hospital this week, despite knowing “less than nothing” about the geographic layout of UCSD campus.   
“I guess I was just embarrassed not to know,” said Whitely, who was questioned by the women while struggling to find her own way to class at Center Hall. “They pulled up in their car and rolled down the window and I was like, ‘oh shit.’”   
“I don’t know why,” continued Whitely, “but you can’t just say ‘I don’t know.’”   
Severa Giving Directions Article
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Editorial: Media BiasEd:  Pervasive Media Bias is the Work of Communists Who Want to Harm You and Your Children   
Unfortunately for the God-fearing public, bias is an exceedingly common, though often unnoticed facet of modern jewnalism. Like innocent babes, we are deceived and manipulated by the puppy-drowning media.   
But who are these filthy Communists, who want to liberalize us into Satan’s embrace?  And how can they be stopped?  These are tricky questions, but ones that do indeed have answers.   
Speaking objectively, it is likely that many of these “reporters” were molested or otherwise sexually a Editorial: Media Bias
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Tue Sep 20, 2005, 9:49 PM
Have seriously neglected this site...working on my new play all summer. I finally have a decent draft (though no title yet...) and have posted it. Looking at producing it sometime this fall/winter. Getting a cast lined up, etc. etc. In the meantime, my MQ work has kicked into high gear, as the new recruitment season begins and the paper goes back into production. I'll be posting a few choice articles of mine here in a day or two.

As for artwork, I am starting to lear to use a tablet, and I'm very excited with the results. Hopefully, I'll be posting some of that stuff soon, too.

Finally, I'm taking a poetry class, so expect some of that stuff to be on here in the next ten weeks.

Thanks, anyone who was interested enough to glance this way!!
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  • Current Residence: Sunny SoCal
  • Interests: Acting, Writing, Drawing
  • Favourite movie: Right Now-Princess Mononoke
  • Favourite band or musician: Dave Carter/Tracy Grammer
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Pop
  • Favourite artist: Jean-Baptiste Corot, Donato Giancola, etc., etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Frost, Nash, Card, Vonnegut, Cash, Heinlein, etc.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: Usually penny-arcade or DA stuff
  • Favourite game: Risk, the game of global domination!
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox-I swore I'd never admit it; but it's true!! :-(
  • Favourite cartoon character: calvin, hobbes, bender, zoidberg, cartman, meatwad, coach mcguirk, etc.
  • Personal Quote: "The limitations of perception on dimensionality render truth essentially subjective"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, Microsoft Word, digital camera

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~CalaStudios Sep 4, 2005, 3:01:06 PM
Michael mother fucking Swaim!

I miss you! You kick ass.

rock on.

-kahley

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Never let Trevor near your headlight... Or anything else for that matter (like your daughter)
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~wi1dfire Dec 6, 2004, 11:21:36 PM
I skimmed a couple of your plays. From what I could tell (I'm into books, not plays or films), you have an enormous amount of talent and creativity. The part of "SHades of The Muse" where Andrew tries to intervene with Colin's actions but can't was an excellent spot in that piece.
Anyways, just wanted to say that I liked your work, and I look forward to more.
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~anominouswolf Jul 22, 2004, 10:30:08 AM
just wanted to say good luck on the portfolio ^^
OooOoOo and I got something you may wanna try ^^
luckly your dad will show it too ya :3
hope ya like it bro and thanks for the piccie again you rock!
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~mswaim Jul 19, 2004, 3:14:25 PM
NOTICE: for some reason, my newest post, "Necrophage", doesn't show up on my Recent Deviations Section...plz go to gallery to view...
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~anominouswolf Jul 17, 2004, 8:20:07 PM
thanks for adding me to your friend list ^^
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~TabrisXVII Jul 13, 2004, 5:54:44 PM
Thankyou for the fav on 'Melting'. :hug:
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~mswaim Jul 13, 2004, 8:10:06 PM
don't thank me...you earned it!
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